The first time I knew there was a signature file on the Internet was in the NetEase community.
A guy named Streaking Rooster asked me in a post: “You have a good post code, why don’t you design a signature file for yourself, it is so unique!”
I was silly and asked: “What is a signature file?”
The man was hit hard, and the reply exclaimed: I am down~!
Fortunately, this hairless rooster was kind-hearted, and used the energy of the special teacher to teach children with cerebral palsy, and finally taught me how to make a signature file for myself.
After a while, the same man who is btw from Germany sent me a message that ended with “Find Near Post Offices in the United States” – PostOfficeNear.
I didn’t understand what exactly he meant at that point, and what would he need the time, but you will understand when you read this.
After that, he let me use his signature file as a template for actual operation.
Because Shine is unforgettable, it is necessary to publish my signature file of Mister Moby M for the readers.
He wrote like this: one, two, three or four, five, six, seven or eight, nine, ten, and eleven, pluck out chicken feathers and go naked.
To be honest, this is the most revolutionary autograph file I have ever seen.
After reading it, I seem to see a naked rooster running wildly on the thoroughfare avenue with its head high and abdomen, like someone who loves who is so extraordinary.
This year, I have been covered by layers of people.
The brand-name clothing in suits and shoes is not too addictive.
Even abstract political achievements and MBA diplomas, as well as hypocritical smiles and hypocritical humanistic care are regarded as accessories by some people.
Fortunately, like the Danish emperor, he is not afraid of new clothes.
Looking around, there are few people who are a bit frank and streaking.
There is a basis for daring to judge very few, even those who are maverick like my master cock are not immune.
Now this guy has gone to the Germany.
It is said that he is going to study for a degree and make a wife’s money for the German by washing the dishes and washing the dishes.
The pride in his signature file has long since disappeared.
This fully shows that the signature file is a by-product of the virtual network after all.
It’s possible to express one’s personality, to show one’s self, or even to express aspirations.
But I would rather believe that the signature file sometimes only reflects a state of mind at the time;
Or it expresses a kind of likes and dislikes; or, it’s anything.
Not expressing, in other words, is simply a product of boredom.
Give your own example.
My signature file simply chose the section of Huang Rong and Jones in “The Legend of the Condor Heroes”:
Treating each other in the green mountains, loving each other in the white clouds, and dreaming of a golden belt in a purple robe.
At Yim Yo, wild flowers bloom, and the shabby room is also happy.
If you are poor, don’t change your qi, and don’t change your will!
Look at James, quite quiet and inaction, but you would be wrong to think that I am an indifferent to fame and wealth.
The reason for using this as a signature file is: this poem is a girl’s favorite, and this girl was my favorite, and my favorite girl is probably the one I will never see again in this life.
To commemorate, it’s that simple.
Of course, we must not kill all the signature files at once.
There are a lot of boring and sensational ones, and there are also many who are interesting and playful.
For example, some signature files are quite interesting.
A girl’s signature file actually explained a certain philosophy with just a few words, which is thought-provoking.
She wrote like this: The princess’s innocence is on her face, and the witch’s affection is in her heart.
Regardless of whether the witch is affectionate or not, this magnanimity alone deserves admiration, not to mention the philosophy of life contained therein.
Those who are beautiful and noble like a princess are not necessarily innocent, and those who look ugly and evil like a witch are not necessarily without kindness and affection.
This is probably the wisest female netizen I have ever seen, and her signature file is also the most powerful counterattack to some lustful male netizens holding the “dinosaur theory”-a wise uppercut.
In short, there is something interesting about the signature file but don’t take it seriously to reflect the high level of human nature.
To put it bluntly, it is just a pastime, as if you are patiently reading my shit article at the moment. After reading it, you can say to me: kid!
Shannon, don’t worry, wait until I finish brushing my teeth and then scream at you!
This is my newest signature file.
Whoever fakes it, blames me for screaming at you with toothpaste foam like those inferior signature files.
